Funny-Jokes

Relationships

1. Birth of a Candy Bar
2. A loving couple
3. Love to Death
4. Better than Sex
5. Trust thy friend...
6. Jealousy
7. Saintly Naivete
8. Love thy Neighbor
9. A strange kind of robbery
10. What Trip?
11. Have to
12. Orgasmic Problems
13. Made for each other
14. Simple Curiosity
15. Some explaining...
16. Some horse-play
17. Repetitiveness
18. Really torrid honeymoon
19. Honeymooned!
20. Honeymoon II
21. The Big Scare
22. Over my dead body!
23. Hope never dies
24. A fair deal
25. The good advice
26. Motivations
27. Following a bitter divorce...
28. Some time after their bitter divorce...
29. Pecuniary reasons
30. The Ring
31. A lady with a...
32. A reason for break-up
33. Marital Sex
34. Different Treatments
35. A small mistake
36. A real dilemma
37. Every damn time
38. Keeping their marriage together
39. Marriage Anonymous
40. Proffessional Terms
41. housekeepers
42. Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
43. A bored woman says to her husband...
44. Rough
45. A young married woman...
46. The definition of kinky sex
47. This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
48. A painful adjustment
49. Going further
50. It is all in the money
51. Exercing control
52. On their honeymoon night...
53. Say anything
54. Inseparable
55. Why is it better?..
56. Nothing changed
57. One of two reasons
58. The American in Hong Kong...
59. Who exactly are we kidding?
60. A recent study showed...
61. Love stronger than death
62. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
63. I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
64. Saving up for 60 years
65. A henpecked husband...
66. This man got his prescription for Viagra...
67. Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
68. Life is cruel
69. Three different kinds of sex
70. How to be a Good Wife
71. Drilling is mine!
72. On their first night to be together...
73. Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
74. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
75. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
76. The doctor had just completed his examination...
77. Beep-beep
78. I have got trouble with the wife again...
79. The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
80. A young couple decided to wed...
81. The man approached the very beautiful woman...
82. A woman comes home...
83. As US tourists in Israel...
84. A jealous husband hires a private detective...
85. A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
86. Falling down
87. One night, an 87-year-old woman...
88. Family sex
89. Early withdrawals
90. Some of the myths about marriage...
91. Sucks, huh?
92. Two story house
93. This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
94. Childhood Diseases
95. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
96. All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
97. A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
98. Sneaky, sneaky...
99. The Freudian Slip
100. Learning
101. A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
102. A guy was driving home one evening...
103. A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
104. Pack your bags honey!..
105. A new statue for the bedroom
106. A kind of sport
107. Controlling your spouse
108. A caring husband
109. Let him dig
110. The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
111. A bad habit
112. Where am I, Cathy?
113. A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
114. A husband and wife were in their back yard...
115. A technical bastard
116. A little kid comes running into the backyard...
117. Being hurt
118. A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
119. Two men are discussing their lives...
120. A bum asks a man for $2...
121. A farmer walked into an attorney office...
122. After the party, as the couple was driving home...
123. A wife was berating her husband...
124. Opposites attract
125. What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
126. A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
127. Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
128. A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
129. I went out with my girlfriend...
130. The three stages of sex in marriage.
131. A young couple gets married, and the groom...
132. Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
133. She: Do you think of me when...
134. One more thing like that
135. I got home from work last night...
136. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
137. What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
138. The room was full of pregnant ladies...
139. A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
140. Suffering
141. Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
142. Small World
143. A farmer and his girlfriend...
144. The last request
145. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
146. She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
147. What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
148. Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
149. Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
150. A fair offer
151. John receives a phone call...
152. A man and wife entered a...
153. A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
154. What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
155. A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
156. A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
157. On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
158. Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
159. Is this really your third marriage?
160. A man calls his family doctor...
161. Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
162. A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
163. Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
164. What dreams mean
165. So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
166. If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
167. I married Miss Right...
168. A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
169. Why did God create man first?
170. Science alert
171. There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
172. Do you know why single women cannot fart?
173. On their wedding night the husband was so self...
174. Golf lessons
175. A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
176. The young playboy took a blind date to an...
177. A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
178. Are you going to take her?
179. Two wives were airing their troubles...
180. A rural Frenchman was on trial...
181. The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
182. The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
183. Guess what?
184. Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
185. A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
186. A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
187. Good News, Bad News, Worse News
188. Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
189. Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
190. Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
191. Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
192. Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
193. Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
194. Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
195. Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
196. An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
197. What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
198. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
199. Twenty men die and go to heaven...
200. Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
201. A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
202. if at first you dont succeed...
203. What is the penalty for bigamy?
204. An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
205. A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
206. Breakfast was my idea
207. A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
208. A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
209. AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
210. A promise to keep
211. Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
212. It was their first date...
213. A regular Friday night poker game...
214. Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
215. A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
216. A horrible curse
217. The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
218. Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
219. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
220. Job well done
221. Groundhog Day
222. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
223. After the fall in Garden of Eden...
224. Watch out!
225. Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
226. Where are my pyjamas?
227. Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
228. Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
229. A different father
230. Perfectly healthy
231. Just like my wife
232. My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
233. A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
234. On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
235. Brand new
236. Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
237. What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
238. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
239. Got something
240. When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
241. How about a bridal?
242. Barry took a girl out on her first date...
243. A man was complaining to a friend...
244. Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
245. Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
246. What did I do?
247. A man answers the phone and has the following...
248. The angry wife met her husband at the door...
249. Three acurate guesses
250. John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
251. A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
252. Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
253. A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
254. A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
255. Daddy, where did I come from?
256. The young immigrant couple had just left the...
257. A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
258. It's a sin
259. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
260. A cure for atheism
261. This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
262. My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
263. Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
264. On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
265. Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
266. What was the first thing your husband said to you...
267. Fulfilling a promise
268. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
269. I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
270. You're not going to believe this!
271. Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
272. A woman and her lover are on the bed...
273. A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
274. The most evil thing
275. The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
276. The wall clock
277. Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
278. Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
279. So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
280. A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
281. Paralyzed
282. A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
283. A guy from weather bureau
284. A sad mourner
285. Who am I?
286. No change
287. I had it all
288. The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
289. Gift tombstones
290. The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
291. The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
292. One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
293. My wife converted me to religion...
294. A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
295. A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
296. Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
297. Could you please pass...
298. This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
299. Married life is very frustrating...
300. A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
301. Do clever men make good husbands?
302. A couple came upon a wishing well...
303. A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
304. Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
305. One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
306. Punctuation marks
307. A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
308. How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
309. Generous woman
310. A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
311. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
312. A girl runs home to her mother crying...
313. Old farmer Johnson was dying...
314. Hair on my chest
315. Foreplay
316. Polygamy and...
317. Conversation over dinner
318. Will the father be present during the birth?
319. A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
320. My wife and I are into S & M...
321. If women don't fool around, and men do...
322. A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
323. A guy was trying to console a friend...
324. A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
325. On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
326. How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
327. How to dump a guy
328. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
329. What is the difference between men and women?
330. A couple have not been getting along for years...
331. Men are like fine wine...
332. A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
333. For their 25th wedding anniversary...
334. A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
335. These two guys go to a whorehouse...
336. A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
337. For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
338. A hundred dollars
339. Safe sex
340. Slight confusion
341. An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
342. Is there a doctor in the house?
343. Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
344. The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
345. The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
346. What a Woman Really Needs
347. A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
348. The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
349. When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
350. Olympic condoms
351. What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
352. A chinese detective
353. A well laid out plan
354. Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
355. A change of style
356. Six stages of married life
357. A man took his wife to the doctors...
358. Was your wife a virgin when you married?
359. An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
360. She changed me
361. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
362. Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
363. New son-in-law
364. Marriage counseling
365. A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
366. Any married man should forget his mistakes...
367. Men are from earth...
368. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
369. Bad habits
370. Merry...ied talk
371. Wise men never marry...
372. Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
373. On inheritance
374. Divorce decision
375. Indicator
376. A Change Of Vows
377. Prescription
378. Wife-taming method
379. Want to make love to you
380. Flies
381. Nothing but the truth
382. Not this time
383. Bad news
384. Devil herself
385. Deadly disease
386. In comparision
387. Difficult shot
388. A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
389. Congratulations
390. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
391. I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
392. What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
393. A story with a moral
394. Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
395. Mother-in-law burial
396. Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
397. What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
398. God made a man and then rested...
399. Age difference



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