Religion
1. The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
2. The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
3. Noah And Today's Ark
4. Three religious truths
5. A Friend's Prayer
6. The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
7. What is white and flies across the sky?
8. Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
9. Visual joke
10. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
11. In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
12. A wise choice
13. Two attorneys went into a diner...
14. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
15. A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
16. Satanic Barney Proof
17. A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
18. Sister Margaret died...
19. Preserving the Egg of Life
20. The Naming of Jesus
21. Love Jesus
22. Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
23. Stress-Relieving Prayer
24. An unfortunate coincidence
25. A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
26. Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
27. Three couples wanted to join a church...
28. Heaven and smoking
29. A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
30. TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
31. The absolved
32. Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
33. Six people were on a plane...
34. Two nuns are walking down an alley...
35. Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
36. Ought to be hung
37. An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
38. Camel Died
39. Nuns First Hot Dog
40. Pope Dies
41. The Hat
42. Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
43. The Reverend
44. Heavenly golf
45. GOD will save me
46. A Lutheran minister is driving down...
47. The ages of man
48. A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
49. The Pope took a philosophy professor...
50. What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
51. What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
52. Whats black and white and red all over?
53. What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
54. The wrong definition
55. Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
56. Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
57. What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
58. An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
59. A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
60. A catholic lithany
61. It is written in the Bible!
62. What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
63. "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
64. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
65. What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
66. What causes arthritis?
67. What is white and streaks across the sky?
68. Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
69. A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
70. A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
71. A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
72. A little sports match
73. There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
74. The same thing
75. Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
76. When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
77. The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
78. Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
79. A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
80. On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
81. What did God say after creating man?
82. The local priest came across Paddy who had...
83. A fine sermon
84. In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
85. ZHow offensive is that?
86. The priest was preparing a man...
87. Soap dispenser
88. Pastime for Passover
89. Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
90. Show him your cross
91. The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
92. A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
93. Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
94. One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
95. What's the difference between acne and a priest?
96. Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
97. Got a second?
98. Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
99. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
100. The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
101. There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
102. What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
103. What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
104. A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
105. A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
106. What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
107. What was the First Commandment?
108. What's the difference between Jesus and...
109. Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
110. Divine Right
111. Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
112. A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
113. A dangerous animal
114. Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
115. A stupid dog
116. A man was leaving church one day...
117. An anti-bat spray
118. Change my mind
119. A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
120. And Jesus said unto his disciples...
121. What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
122. Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
123. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
124. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
125. Where to send him?
126. On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
127. The only true religion
128. A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
129. A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
130. Seymour was a good and pious man...
131. Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
132. This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
133. Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
134. 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
135. GIRL'S CONFESSION
136. Jesus has risen
137. A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
138. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
139. A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
140. The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
141. Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
142. Confession
143. Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
144. A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
145. This fellow comes to confession...
146. This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
147. Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
148. What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
149. The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
150. Is there a God?
151. What is the meaning of life?
152. Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
153. What language do the Vatican Police speak?
154. A minister was asked by a politician...
155. One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
156. The three truths in life
157. What do you call a man that marries another man?
158. How can I believe in God when just last week...
159. Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
160. At the first session of a conversion class...
161. Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
162. Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
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