Sex

1. What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
2. After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
3. What's a real mate?
4. How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
5. Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
6. What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
7. What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
8. How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
9. Five fingers
10. This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
11. How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
12. Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
13. What does a camera and a condom have in common?
14. One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
15. Whats long, hard and full of semen?
16. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
17. A blind guy goes into a whore house...
18. Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
19. In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
20. A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
21. A novel idea
22. A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
23. Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
24. Two bikers were talking at a bar...
25. Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
26. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
27. How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
28. A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
29. A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
30. What do jello and a woman have in common?
31. When I was growing up I used to lick all...
32. The Big Horse Race
33. Recipe for Banana Bread
34. Standardized Guide to the Bases
35. Proffessional Terms II
36. Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...
37. A few questions and answers
38. A new way to loose weight
39. A young lady had just visited her doctor...
40. Best kind of sex
41. It was laying limp in my hand...
42. A small boy walks into his mothers room...
43. A tall woman met a midget at a party...
44. What Not to Name Your Dog
45. Playgirl Rejection Letter
46. In jail...
47. There was a young man in the Air Force...
48. A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
49. ZipperGate Update...
50. A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
51. Fortunate ingenuity
52. How do you clean a condom?
53. It was a somber day in Disney land...
54. One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
55. The Seven Dwarfs
56. How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
57. Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
58. Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
59. Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
60. What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
61. These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
62. A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
63. A fair price
64. Biology Class
65. Heated passions
66. Nearsightedness
67. This is horny!
68. A penis study
69. Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
70. A guy steps into an elevator and...
71. Confessions
72. Golf in the Bedroom
73. A mother-daughter conversation
74. I read last week...
75. The seven dwarves were in Rome...
76. The horny midget found that the best way...
77. This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
78. Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
79. A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
80. A clever court case
81. One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
82. A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
83. These two sperm were swimming around...
84. Great A Hot & Juicy Story
85. This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
86. The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
87. Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
88. The newly married man came home from work...
89. A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
90. Almost celibate
91. A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
92. Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
93. This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
94. Paying Rent
95. The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
96. Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
97. A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
98. Soft and Hard
99. While attending a spelling session in school one day...
100. A Girl Scout troop leader...
101. What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
102. A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
103. A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
104. During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
105. There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
106. What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
107. A man comes to a doctor and...
108. The Australian way
109. How is pubic hair like parsley?
110. What is the definition of a virgin?
111. What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
112. What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
113. What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
114. Ring, ring!
115. Why is a joke like pussy?
116. What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
117. What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
118. What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
119. A guy rings work and says...
120. Why do they put strings on tampons?
121. Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
122. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
123. Where does Peter Pan eat?
124. Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
125. After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
126. A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
127. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
128. Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
129. What kind of Bees...
130. What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
131. Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
132. Want some of this?
133. What is another term for cunnilingus?
134. A man, being on top of a woman...
135. So one sperm says to the other...
136. What the difference between true love and herpes?
137. A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
138. Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
139. What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
140. Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
141. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
142. 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
143. On a very cold night...
144. Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
145. A small dissapointment
146. How do you make love to a fat girl?
147. When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
148. What is the best thing about a blow job?
149. What do people do for fun on Halloween?
150. An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
151. This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
152. Stuck orgasm
153. How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
154. There were two people having sex in a car...
155. What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
156. What is green and smells like pig?
157. Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
158. Excuse TO smoke
159. A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
160. A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
161. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
162. A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
163. What is the difference between hard and light?
164. Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
165. Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
166. How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
167. This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
168. What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
169. A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
170. Three guys are discussing women...
171. Husband: Want a quickie?
172. One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
173. Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
174. Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
175. Forgot to pedal
176. What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
177. How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
178. The aged patient doddered into...
179. What is green and eats nuts?
180. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
181. A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
182. What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
183. The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
184. The wife of an older man is distraught...
185. A man is driving down the freeway...
186. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
187. A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
188. Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
189. Why do bankers make great lovers?
190. How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
191. How do you get Visual Aids?
192. Which of the following does not belong?
193. What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
194. What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
195. What is a yankee?
196. Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
197. How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
198. Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
199. The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
200. At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
201. Kiss me...yeah!
202. A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
203. A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
204. Know the difference
205. A young girl had not been feeling well...
206. What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
207. John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
208. Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
209. My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
210. You can come out now
211. Wrong card
212. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
213. What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
214. Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
215. Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
216. Who's got a bigger crotch?
217. A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
218. A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
219. Why are women so bad at mathematics?
220. Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
221. Happens all the time
222. A truck driver breaks down and...
223. Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
224. Household items
225. How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
226. The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
227. So the elephant says to the naked man...
228. Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
229. What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
230. It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
231. Love handles
232. A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
233. What's an Australian kiss?
234. What's the most active muscle in a woman?
235. Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
236. What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
237. One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
238. A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
239. Two men are discussing the age old question...
240. A cure for a headache
241. Back in the good ole days in Texas...
242. What's the definition of the perfect woman?
243. What's the definition of virginity?
244. What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
245. Old Chinese proverb
246. A proper name
247. A young girl is speaking with her father...
248. A vicious circle
249. Anomaly or...
250. A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
251. Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
252. Not enough time to tell
253. This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
254. Poetic justice
255. Safe to appear
256. The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
257. Sneezing orgasms
258. Get some of this
259. Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
260. Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
261. What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
262. Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
263. Necking
264. Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
265. Do you smoke after sex?
266. Ghost sex
267. Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
268. A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
269. A 70-year-old man has never been married...
270. An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
271. Flavoured condoms
272. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
273. The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
274. Together again
275. A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
276. A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
277. Twice a day
278. Every precaution
279. A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
280. Lightbulbs for dinner
281. Do you know what a Yankee is?
282. A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
283. What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
284. How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
285. How is sex like air?
286. Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
287. Sexually active
288. If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
289. A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
290. Do you know why it's called sex?
291. What do you do in case of fallout?
292. A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
293. When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
294. For me, penises are a hobby...
295. Different sex outcomes
296. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
297. A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
298. Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
299. A horny young man went to a brothel...
300. What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
301. Two hookers were on a street corner...
302. Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
303. The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
304. The common symptoms of swine flu
305. Take her apart!
306. The art of foreplay
307. Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
308. A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
309. One neighbor says to the other...
310. The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
311. What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
312. Did you know Sex is a crime?
313. If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
314. One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
315. Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
316. What is a man's idea of protected sex?
317. Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
318. The definition of amnesia
319. There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
320. A new contraceptive
321. Why is 88 better than 69?
322. Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
323. Nauseous sex
324. Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
325. I tried phone sex once...
326. A wonderful exercise
327. Why are women like snow flakes?
328. Why do women fake orgasms?
329. Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
330. A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
331. A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
332. Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
333. What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
334. What's the difference between mono and herpes?
335. What is red and has seven dents?
336. What's the definition of a real loser?
337. An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
338. Play doctor
339. How does Herpes leave the hospital?
340. A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
341. How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
342. Those clothes are very becoming on you
343. No children yet
344. How does a women hold her liquor?
345. Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
346. A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
347. There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
348. One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
349. A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
350. Man who goes to sleep with sex...
351. How do you know you're leading a sad life?
352. What is the definition of an overbite?
353. How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
354. It has been determined that having sex before...
355. A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
356. An old sailor goes to a brothel...
357. What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
358. When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
359. Why is pubic hair curly?
360. Why is sex like money in the bank?
361. There was a young girl called Anna...
362. What is the Australian for foreplay?
363. What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
364. The right rhythm
365. Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
366. What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
367. A husband and wife were out playing golf...
368. Mysterious picture
369. Appropriate punishment
370. It just kills my appetite
371. Bra sizes
372. Course of action
373. What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
374. What am I?
375. Social Security Sex
376. Elderly romance
377. A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
378. Definition of bad lover
379. What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
380. Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
381. What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
382. Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
383. What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
384. A question for Bill Clinton
385. An elderly man goes into a brothel...



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